Love for Exams <3

I LOVE EXAMS!!!!

Well that said, let me clear something... I don[t really study for exam! In fact I don't study at all like all of you... Then what makes me even like this horrendous, cynical, pompous and demoralizing act??!!

Because I go for the exam empty mind I cant understand the question (no surprise there) and so I spend first half trying to understand the question!! Its like a unknown mysterious puzzle where I try to put together words to make sense! Its fun specially I end up understanding it in a way which is nowhere closely resemble the subject and then I try to answer them (I once answered geography questions like it was economics!!) Now the answers are no where short of a work of a genius... I sometimes even surprise myself!!

I even get some free time where I have my mind free which I utilize to wander in space and time... I think about stuff like plan to take revenge on the damn mosquitoes I can drink get totally drunk and when those flying bastards take my blood they will be wasted to and will keep flying into stuff like chairs, tables, walls or each others... Take that bastards!!

I also enjoy watching other people, specially beautiful people (nobody even notices!!) There are all kind of behaviors in the exam room. I have seen people staring at the walls and then suddenly hitting their head vigorously6-7 times and then continue writing! Its quite amusing to see people trying to sneak their chits from bottom of their shoes to their socks, then to their pockets and from there to under the answer sheet.... Its a tiring process but worth watching! Its the only place where people sweat inside an AC room (I can think of one other situation but that cant be publicly seen!!) And the reaction on everyone's face when the first time some one asks for additional sheet and it turns out the person who consistently been featuring in bottom 10!

Its actually not very wise to sit next to a good looking girl because the area becomes for some unknown reason the favorite area for the invigilators to petrol. Its the same for the good looking guys in case of female invigilators... I still have to do some research to understand this weird phenomenon! But until then beware....

We are always taught to be good to our neighbors and the strength of unity and we must always stick together in times of adversity. But they expect us to forget all our life long teachings by our elders and pretend we don't care about the person sitting next to us!!! How can we do that?! If we dont help each other than how can we expect to be helped? Some say its cheating... Its shared clarity. We are just enabling each other to understand better!! Of course there were occasions when I was referred for help when I laughed inside and asked my neighbor!

Where else can you get such unique, thrilling and touching experience of humanity, bonding and compassion?! Exams are great. They prepare us for our life ahead of us. They teach us that even if the problem is difficult and downright impossible something can be written about it....

Results on the other hand I HATE!!!!

Looking Back

Looking back at the life till now, which has been very simple, calm and normal life... NOT, I think I have met different people who have different opinions about me. I would with all my sincerity like to share some of the things which people have creatively quoted about me....

(Disclaimer: all the quotes are opinions of people who are either male or female or aliens and Big G is not responsible for their unstable state of mind)

"It takes lots of talent to be this stupid!"

- Four Eyed Stick

"ARRRRRRRRRRGHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGAGG AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGAGG AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGAGG AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGAGG.. (PAUSE)..AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGAGG AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGAGGAHAH AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGAGGAHAHAHHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGA!!!!!"

-Side kiss

"Is he mad?! If you bring him again I wont come!!!!"

- Friend of a friend whom I met through a friend who originally was a friend's friend



"He is a nice guy but...."

- Mother-moon
(Special note: I think she wanted to say "He is a nice guy but.... I cant see him in the dark")



"Eat or I'll call Big G!!"

-Mother of a delusional child



"Whenever I am late, I know you will give me company"

-Lots and lots and lots of people



"God didnt have mercy on us!"

-Again lots and lots and lots of people



"I can never afford to take you seriously"

-Someone taller than me



"Fuck off!!"

-Some unknown person



"He is a hopeless guy"

-Small girl with big name



"Its better to abduct cows!!"

-Intellectually challenged Aliens



"What a sad specimen!!!"

-Big G

Pushing The Limits!!

Before we go into what is pushing the limit let me first clarify WHY push the limit. According to article 51 (A) of our constitution states, along with other things, "To strive towards excellence in all spheres of individual and collective activity so that the nation constantly rises to higher levels of endeavor and achievement."

To push the limit we first have to know the limit. After we gain the knowledge of our limits we must then struggle to go beyond the limits!! This is the path towards excellence. And we ought to take it.
Guys in general know their limitation. We might aspire for greater things but there are serious limitations. We are not Brad Pitt or Lewis Hamilton or Hugh Hefner. And we are all aware of it. But it does not stop us from trying to get a gorgeous girl. We are all aware that we have O.K looks (Sometimes devastating) and girls will not look twice (like we do) commonly. We are made to believe that looks doesnt matter (much!!) and we must have good sense of humor.... But when we try to crack jokes some part of the girl's (and ours too) brain dies!! But these does not stop us from approaching a stunning, hot, babelicious, drop dead gorgeous girl we see!!! Even if we know either we will spend then next hour or so trying to remove the heel of the sandal from our face or trying to outrun her overgrown gorilla boyfriend...

It is something we must do! We can not be intimidated by the difference in looks or superior arrogance! Even if we are told to fuck off we cant stop. We need to push the limit!!!

On the roof in the rain

They were always very good friends. They seem to understand each other better than anybody else. It was the day of convocation and they were meeting after a very long time. He didnt know when will he be able to see her again. It was now or never





They used to hangout at the roof of the department, away from everyone else, for hours. He asked her to meet him there after the convocation....





at 8 in the evening!



He was there before his watch struck 8!





Even though it was raining heavily. It didnt stop him from standing in their favorite spot under the sky.




After what seemed like an eternity(2 minutes 43 seconds) of waiting she arrived completely drenched as she had given her umbrella to her friend who had gone to meet her boyfriend.




They talked standing in the rains, remembering all the time they spent together on that spot. His heart was beating fast and he knew that this is the last chance. He confessed his true feelings for her.




She had been waiting for him to say those words to her. The joy was overwhelming. They promised to each other that they wont be separated again, they will live and die together, as they embraced each other passionately.




Then they got struck by lightning and they fulfilled their promise to each other!!!

Misplaced???

I am now in a prestigious place. Too good I must say!! I am not a person, as you brain dead would have guessed, who like to do anything. Actually I like to sleep.... A lot!!! So waking up at 7 to go to class at 8 in the morning 6 days a week is like a torture that can only be rivaled by reading this blog!!

Actually I represent everything that is exact opposite to the belief of the department here. the motto is "quiet excellence demonstrated"!!

Quiet is every thing this blog is not.... I have posted the link on my chat status, my status in social network, tied people in the chair in front of the monitor with their eyelids taped to their forehead..... I have advertised my blog everywhere!! Only other planets are left now.

As far as excellence is concerned I can not understand the meaning of this word so cant say anything about it.

And I certainly dont have anything to demonstrate!!!!

The class is full of awesome guys (Plzzzzzz get those disgusting images out of your mind unless it turns you on)!!!And looks like only guys... It turns out that I am chick magnet.... with the same polarity!! So most of the girls have managed to eluded my presence!! The unfortunates one who couldnt are quite cool though. I just hope they survive all of us guys.

As far is place is concerned there is NOTHING like IIT.

Bloody Experience!!

"How far are you willing to go to save another human's life?" said the man in white as he handed me the rugged yet kinda soft used up red ball.
"I am willing to shed my blood for them!" I replied with a sense of determination as i felt the pressure around my arm increasing from the cloth tied around it. And then he punched the needle in my arm.

Bloody hell!!! I hate needles.

This isn't my first time thought. My first time was when I considered power rangers were cool!! I wasn't sure then. Not sure if I could do it. Not sure I would be able to sustain the agony of watching my own blood going away from me. But then our lab teacher told us that whoever goes through with will receive above 90% marks in the lab!! All the doubts and hesitation vanished like the hope of retaining the T-20 World Cup... Till date I am proud that I got those marks through my own sweat and blood!!

Time has changed though. World has gone broke. I cant touch my toes anymore (with straight legs). And apparently blood bank now use hosepipe to suck out the blood from the donor!! They sucked out entire 300 ml or so in just two minutes!! Nearly one-tenth of the time from when I first visited them! maybe they are afraid that I'll run away, with the needle sticking out of my arm and a blood bag dragging behind.

But I urge all you useless people sitting in front of your monitor reading this to get up and donate your blood. Unless you are drug addict, or drunk, or have some hideous disease, or weigh less than Michael Jackson when he died!

Like they say "give blood save life", or something of that sort.

Frozen feet!!

I don't have much time left!! The freedom I have been enjoying for the last year or so is going to end. Got to move my lazy bum to survive again. Back to school!! At the start of my event less life I used to go to a school and now I will be going to b school. Luckily the creators either had Dyslexia or suffered from memory loss and stopped at 'b' otherwise we still would be carrying books on our back until our bellybutton touched our feet!!

Right now I am shit scared!! Partially because of I am going deep down south and partially due to other students profile. It looks like all of them are experienced and I will be the only virgin there!! Although I was assured that there will be people of my kind there but that would be rarity...

As far as the place is concerned I don't know what to expect. People are great but for me it would be like N!xau in the city!! As far as weather is concerned I was briefed that there are only three seasons in Chennai. Hot, hotter and hottest!! So at least I will have a very good tan when I return.