Complimenting a girl

Aim:
To compliment an unknown girl on her beauty.

Apparatus required:
i) A fool (big one, very big one indeed with a death wish)
ii) A girl (who looks attractive to the fool mentioned earlier)
iii) Group of friends (in evil mood to inspire the fool to carry out the task)
iv) A very public place.

Procedure:
i) First let the friends take the fool to a suitable public place where the the requirement can be fulfilled.
ii) The fool needs to find an attractive (according to him) and has to tell the friends that he thinks she is good looking.
iii) The friends then need to mind wash the fool and try to convince him that this he should compliment the pretty girl (according to the fool) !! This step must be carried out very carefully as the fool will be scared at prospect and any awareness of dangerous consequences will make the fool back out.
iv) The fool will still be very reluctant to go. So 1-2 of the friends must accompany him to half way or to a safe distance from where they can see the following steps without being seen. This step should be carried out with precision and the friends who are to escort the fool are to be chosen wisely.
v) The brain washing step should be continued during the escort if possible as the fool may have a last minute mind change. As the fool is completely mind washed the escorting friends may have to instruct the fool what to say to the girl.
vi) After the fool is left alone to carry out the next steps one of the friends must return to the group to take them to the other one. If only one friend is escorting he should return to the group to call them as soon the fool reaches a distance of no return according to him.
vii) The fool should approach the girl alone. And then try to tell the girl what he is instructed as well as what he can think of in the situation (which is more or less fatal).
viii) After exchanging words with the girl the fool should return to the group and report every thing.

Observation:
Fool: Excuse me.
Girl: .....
Fool: I just couldn't help but notice you. You are looking very nice.
Girl: Shut the hell up!!!
Fool: Please..
Girl: Get the f**k out of here!!!
Fool: Please don't take it as an offense. Its just a compliment.
(Girl leaves fuming, ignoring the fool)

Conclusion: The task was dangerous and probably fatal but was carried out successfully. The fool was unharmed by the girl or any mob.

my second time

So I managed to drag my lazy bum to convince myself that I can write something after all. This is my second post ( I am keeping track for those pathetic peoples who cant count (..........?????) if you cant count that means you are illiterate (or just plain stupid (more stupid than Ben Stiller from Simple Jack (which was a movie that Ben Stiller did in Tropic Thunder which is also a movie in which he acts as an actor....(???) I am getting sidetracked here...)) and cant even read the blog... wait this means you cant even use a computer (not like i am distributing printout of my blog (which you cant read))..................................(??????) Here I go again!!! Writing something than saying it can not be logically derived by any possible chain of thoughts and creating a paradox ( is this what you call a paradox?? I dont know, my English is weak... so weak it will loose an arm wrestling with a new born ant suffering from viral for weeks....) and confusing my self and asking the eternal question: can anyone actually circumcise with a katana (like in the joke where three warriors demonstrate their skills with the first one cutting a flying fly (flying fly??? How ironical!!) in two halves (two halves?? that is ironical a well) and the second one cutting another flying fly (lol) in four parts and the third guy swings but the flying fly (no comment) still flying and he retorts by saying he just performed a circumcision on the flying fly) and am I thinking straight???

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I forgot what I was going to write in this post (even lost track of all the brackets and dont have any patience of reviewing and closing them all)..........

Whatever! The original was also meaningless any way!!

Introduction

Finally I did it!!!! I got so bored that I had to start blog to disperse my boredom (it is said that boredom will lessen if you share it( ..... or was it pain?)) to all you i-am-not-bored-because-i-am-busy people (come to think of it..... if you in your sane or delinquent (or any other state which i cant think of because i am bored) state of mind, are actually reading this blog you are not busy and trying to pass some time (which means you are bored) , I can not spread my boredom to you already bored specimen...... which makes my writing this blog pointless(?) ARGHHHHHHH.......... ).

I didn't think it was possible for me to get bored after (a lot of) years of perfecting my skill of doing nothing..... but even a perfect being (I) has limits!!!

It could be a good thing after all (not for you of course) for all the pathetic, stereotype, desperate, lonely and sad blogers (whose blogs are less popular than.... me with girls (i am gonna die a bachelor :(( ) as their blogs (with same adjectives as the blogers ) will look better than this one.... So I am actually doing some good by bringing joy in the life of pathetic ... etc blogers (it might be good for you after all)!!!!

Disclaimer/ Warning: this blog is very very and i mean very useless and seriously boring (i'll put all my effort and experience into it) . If you are victim of low blood pressure please avoid as you will die of no blood pressure (as this part is in the end you are probably dead.... may your soul rest in peace and your body found by others before it start to smell)!!! If you are pregnant or going to be pregnant.... Congratulation!!