Finally I did it!!!! I got so bored that I had to start blog to disperse my boredom (it is said that boredom will lessen if you share it( ..... or was it pain?)) to all you i-am-not-bored-because-i-am-busy people (come to think of it..... if you in your sane or delinquent (or any other state which i cant think of because i am bored) state of mind, are actually reading this blog you are not busy and trying to pass some time (which means you are bored) , I can not spread my boredom to you already bored specimen...... which makes my writing this blog pointless(?) ARGHHHHHHH.......... ).
I didn't think it was possible for me to get bored after (a lot of) years of perfecting my skill of doing nothing..... but even a perfect being (I) has limits!!!
It could be a good thing after all (not for you of course) for all the pathetic, stereotype, desperate, lonely and sad blogers (whose blogs are less popular than.... me with girls (i am gonna die a bachelor :(( ) as their blogs (with same adjectives as the blogers ) will look better than this one.... So I am actually doing some good by bringing joy in the life of pathetic ... etc blogers (it might be good for you after all)!!!!
Disclaimer/ Warning: this blog is very very and i mean very useless and seriously boring (i'll put all my effort and experience into it) . If you are victim of low blood pressure please avoid as you will die of no blood pressure (as this part is in the end you are probably dead.... may your soul rest in peace and your body found by others before it start to smell)!!! If you are pregnant or going to be pregnant.... Congratulation!!
grrrrrrrrr..........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm......saale tera mere existence kya kam boring tha jo tunne aab blog bhi open kar diya........
ReplyDeletethis luks more like a big "about me" para :P
ReplyDeleten its way 2 short to induce boredom. if only there were a few more bracket parts(which remind me of ekta kapoor serials)to stretch d content, u might have succeded :D
as far as d uselessness is concerned...YOU WIN!
hey, nice pathetic start man.....though i tend to agree with tanmay (AKA blink , AKA excel or XL....though i think he's an M or L)...this was way too short to induce boredom. In fat, it had me chuckling
ReplyDeletebring on the goods :D
no, "pregnEnt" women n those who're GOIN to be "pregnEnt" have better things to do with their time....by the way, wat the heck dya mean "going to be pregnEnt"????...you can't ask a lady THAT!!!! :P
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