Frozen feet!!

I don't have much time left!! The freedom I have been enjoying for the last year or so is going to end. Got to move my lazy bum to survive again. Back to school!! At the start of my event less life I used to go to a school and now I will be going to b school. Luckily the creators either had Dyslexia or suffered from memory loss and stopped at 'b' otherwise we still would be carrying books on our back until our bellybutton touched our feet!!

Right now I am shit scared!! Partially because of I am going deep down south and partially due to other students profile. It looks like all of them are experienced and I will be the only virgin there!! Although I was assured that there will be people of my kind there but that would be rarity...

As far as the place is concerned I don't know what to expect. People are great but for me it would be like N!xau in the city!! As far as weather is concerned I was briefed that there are only three seasons in Chennai. Hot, hotter and hottest!! So at least I will have a very good tan when I return.

Aftermath

All the character and incidents are fictional and are product of the blogger's creative mind. If you find any resemblance to the living or dead you are reading this blog way to much you worthless scum.

Part I

*tring tring* (thats the only thing I could think of for the ringing phone)

Thakur:Hello

Veeru: What the hell???

T: What?

V: Why did you write my name??

T: Oh that.

V: Yes that!

T: Well I couldn't think of any other name.

V: What kind of excuse is that?

T: Its not an excuse!! Its just a name. You are not the only one named Veeru!

V: Yes, but people can relate me to this. And who the hell is Radha??

T: Someone I knew.

V: See!! Names of people you know.

T: OK. You want me to change the name??

V: Hmm... I dont mind.

T: What the...??!! Then why all this ruckus?

V: Just for fun. :P

T: You are pure evil! If I had hands I would have slapped you!! And don't say smiley when talking!!

V: Ya!! Just one more thing. Can you change Radha to Basanti??

T: What?? Bansanti??

V: Yup.

T: You think it will help your cause?

V: Dunno.

T: She doesn't even read my blog!! In fact no one does.

V: Its just for my mental satisfaction.

T: .....

V: Well??

T: Hmmmm... If some one actually reads it and controversy happens...

V: Then you will be blamed!!

T: Damn you!!

V: But as you said no one reads what you manage to write without your hands. And it will give some flare to your writing.

T: Hmmm..

V: So???

T: *Sigh* If you put it that way.

V: Good!!


Part II

*tring tring*

Thakur: Hello.

Veeru: How the hell do you answer the phone ?!!!

T: I always have my earpiece on!

V: .....

T: Whats the matter?

V: Basanti read it!!

T: Really! What did she say??

V: *&%#@$

T: Hahahahahaha!!

V: It was for you.

T: It was your idea you bastard!!!

V: But she doesnt know that. So it would be better if you change the names... again, or else you will find Dhanno chasing you with Basanti on top of her!!!

T: You rascal!!! You realize how difficult it is to keep editing when you dont have any hands??!!

V: Why the hell do you write it then you eel??!

T: Nothing else to do...

V: Get on it then!

T: You *&%$!#@!!!!

Love letter

Dearest Basanti,

Of all the things in my life I cherish the people I have known and of all those people I cherish you the most. Everyday i thank the almighty for the beautiful angel in my life. From the day I met you till the day we got married and every day after that has been the most wonderful and joyous days of my life. Even if I am not with you right now I can feel you through each and every fiber of my being. I cant imagine my life without you.

So you can imagine my horror when I heard about the mishap. Even if I wasn't there but when mom told me I could actually see you driving over the divider and hitting the lamp post on the side of the road at your top speed of 30 kph. Good thing that the Civic had air bags and you always wear seat belt. BMC has placed the lamp posts in tricky positions so I can understand how difficult and dangerous it is out on the road.

You do know I much I care about you and how much you mean to me. So please promise me that you wont take our new BMW out.

Will be back soon. LOVE YOU.

Only yours,
Veeru