DHO!!!!!!

Its been a long time since I last posted something. So many things have happened and i am not sure what to wr7@4 ^% *(....




WTF?? Big G sat there looking at the screen which has turned black all of a sudden. wondering what caused it. He noticed that the light from the CPU cabinet is not one. Might have been connection glitch. He tried switching it on couple of times. When that didn't work he checked the connection, wire, pin, plug-point, electricity, monitor,RAM, hard-disk, motherboard, processor, processor fan, cabinet fan, ceiling fan, mobile, food stock and his hair-do. After 72 hours of not having any idea what he was doing Big G concluded that there is problem with the S.M.P.S ("Switched Mode Power Supply", for people who confuse it with S.D.T.H.W.P.O.T.F.T.O.A.C.W.D.S.I ). So instead of getting a new one, like every one else, he managed to get his hands on a screwdriver set from his friend OGG. Then began the gruesome and delicate task of disassembling the S.M.P.S. After 1 minute and 49 seconds later it lay oh his bed stripped to core.

Big G analysed the insides with great vigor. Turing it from angles and even using a microscope to see that there was no fault in the conductive path of the P.C.B. Then he saw. A broken wire inside a glass tube.

"This must be it!!" He said to himself, "If I can complete the connection which the wire was doing earlier, I'll get my CPU back!"

But the first obstacle came when he couldn't find any wire to replace it. So.... he got himself a couple of stapling pins and put it in wire's place. Then he plugged the system to the power supply and flicked the switch on.

DHO!!

And the power in the plug point was gone. When he took out the pins one of them had turned black.

"Hmm..." He had a revelation, "Maybe 2 is more than required, only one is needed!" Which as it turned out wasn't any!

DHO!!!

And then there was darkness. It turned out the other plug point was connected to room's main power. So the entire power supply for the room was tripped.

After a short trip to guard's desk to get the key and then to the room with the tripping switches power was restored to Big G's room. But he did not return the key just after that. Still pondering over his not so revelation he started to search for some thing much smaller.

And in his deepest pocket of of his bag which hadn't been in any form of contact with the outside world for centuries he found a long forgotten chocolate foil which apparently even the Mother Nature had chosen to ignore as it looked quite fresh. Which was surprising considering Big G couldn't remember the last time he had chocolate.

He cut a tiny piece of foil and put it into place.

???

Nothing happened when the switch was turned on.

"Maybe this is not enough!" Big G thought (don't know why!!)

Then he rolled the entire foil and jammed it in place. After setting everything up he bravely turned the switch on.

DHO!!!!



That was the biggest of them all. But he had the key. So he came out of his room to get the power for his room back on. But he was not alone. Everybody from the neighbouring room came out also. So Big G calmly croosed the room with tripping switches and into the wash basin area and started washing his face. It turned out that the entire connection for the block was tripped.

“Haven’t you taken the keys for the tripping room?” A guy asked Big G as he was trying to wash his face off.

“Yeah! Was there another problem just now?” He asked innocently.

“Yes.” The unknown guy replied.

And as a hero Big G came to rescue by turning the power back on.

A month and 3K later……



Its been a long time since I last posted something. So many things have happened.......