Looking Back

Looking back at the life till now, which has been very simple, calm and normal life... NOT, I think I have met different people who have different opinions about me. I would with all my sincerity like to share some of the things which people have creatively quoted about me....

(Disclaimer: all the quotes are opinions of people who are either male or female or aliens and Big G is not responsible for their unstable state of mind)

"It takes lots of talent to be this stupid!"

- Four Eyed Stick

"ARRRRRRRRRRGHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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-Side kiss

"Is he mad?! If you bring him again I wont come!!!!"

- Friend of a friend whom I met through a friend who originally was a friend's friend



"He is a nice guy but...."

- Mother-moon
(Special note: I think she wanted to say "He is a nice guy but.... I cant see him in the dark")



"Eat or I'll call Big G!!"

-Mother of a delusional child



"Whenever I am late, I know you will give me company"

-Lots and lots and lots of people



"God didnt have mercy on us!"

-Again lots and lots and lots of people



"I can never afford to take you seriously"

-Someone taller than me



"Fuck off!!"

-Some unknown person



"He is a hopeless guy"

-Small girl with big name



"Its better to abduct cows!!"

-Intellectually challenged Aliens



"What a sad specimen!!!"

-Big G

Pushing The Limits!!

Before we go into what is pushing the limit let me first clarify WHY push the limit. According to article 51 (A) of our constitution states, along with other things, "To strive towards excellence in all spheres of individual and collective activity so that the nation constantly rises to higher levels of endeavor and achievement."

To push the limit we first have to know the limit. After we gain the knowledge of our limits we must then struggle to go beyond the limits!! This is the path towards excellence. And we ought to take it.
Guys in general know their limitation. We might aspire for greater things but there are serious limitations. We are not Brad Pitt or Lewis Hamilton or Hugh Hefner. And we are all aware of it. But it does not stop us from trying to get a gorgeous girl. We are all aware that we have O.K looks (Sometimes devastating) and girls will not look twice (like we do) commonly. We are made to believe that looks doesnt matter (much!!) and we must have good sense of humor.... But when we try to crack jokes some part of the girl's (and ours too) brain dies!! But these does not stop us from approaching a stunning, hot, babelicious, drop dead gorgeous girl we see!!! Even if we know either we will spend then next hour or so trying to remove the heel of the sandal from our face or trying to outrun her overgrown gorilla boyfriend...

It is something we must do! We can not be intimidated by the difference in looks or superior arrogance! Even if we are told to fuck off we cant stop. We need to push the limit!!!

On the roof in the rain

They were always very good friends. They seem to understand each other better than anybody else. It was the day of convocation and they were meeting after a very long time. He didnt know when will he be able to see her again. It was now or never





They used to hangout at the roof of the department, away from everyone else, for hours. He asked her to meet him there after the convocation....





at 8 in the evening!



He was there before his watch struck 8!





Even though it was raining heavily. It didnt stop him from standing in their favorite spot under the sky.




After what seemed like an eternity(2 minutes 43 seconds) of waiting she arrived completely drenched as she had given her umbrella to her friend who had gone to meet her boyfriend.




They talked standing in the rains, remembering all the time they spent together on that spot. His heart was beating fast and he knew that this is the last chance. He confessed his true feelings for her.




She had been waiting for him to say those words to her. The joy was overwhelming. They promised to each other that they wont be separated again, they will live and die together, as they embraced each other passionately.




Then they got struck by lightning and they fulfilled their promise to each other!!!